Our first official summer outing was had this weekend….and it was good! We went over night to the Hamptons, I know, so pretentious… but we have friends out there and it’s fun. We chose to drive out friday after the kids got out of school but the traffic was against us and it was a 5 hour trip… WTF people… …
Boundary Realignment is the New Fight.
Yesterday was not a good communications day for the King and I. He already has an attention span that is minimal at best, picture a ferret on crack, team that with zero patience and you get ….”
Nothing to See Here.
You know those days when you do nothing? I mean really achieve absolutely nothing? Well for me, today is that day… I have literally done nothing, just passed the time away. Oh sure I was showered, dressed and out the door by 8:30 but that’s because I was breakfasting… it’s a word, ok. I needed to see people, other people, …
And Now He Has A Real Throne
You know how you make those late night random Amazon purchases? NO? Just us then? Ok we could have an amazon problem but that’s for another day… I’m sure there’s a support group.
You weren’t here and I Freaked Out, How Can it be MY Fault?
Sir Lickalot flipped out on Sunday night. Like never before, like some kind of strange thing happened…. AND WE MISSED IT.
We Live in a Fish Bowl, Did You Know?
You know that feeling, when you live in the city that you kinda live in each others lives? Let me explain. Since the building across the street has been built and become occupied, I have spent many happy hours trying to work out who is who and what is going on over there!
It’s a Dirty Job But Somebody’s Gotta Do it.
Today was a fix it day. Now that we have a new couch and new rugs, we needed to fix some holes in the walls. You know how it goes, you move things around, mount speakers and tv’s then change your mind. Move paintings around etc. All that stuff happens here will alarming regularity. It must be the ADD the …
A Slothagram Perhaps?
This is why we cannot leave the King unsupervised. Seriously, he was bored, so he built a website. In 20 minutes. Just for fun. Cos he wanted to quiet his brain. WHO DOES THAT? My Husband does, the ADD-OCD, which actually works out because everything has to be perfect… but not for very long… (I can live with that). He …
Don’t Go Bra Shopping or You’ll End Up Getting a Boob Job Like Me.
I’ve been sick for almost a week now but yesterday I felt like I needed to get outside in the fresh air and sunshine. I’ve been in need of a trip to Victoria’s Secret for some time. So it was the perfect excuse.
He’s Flapping His Wings…..But I’m Not Ready
Last Night Grand Master D went on the subway by himself. He was keen to do it but a little nervous too. The plan was to meet the King down on Chambers street. They were going to the Tribecca Film Festival. That’s a long ride from Harlem!