I’ve been sick for almost a week now but yesterday I felt like I needed to get outside in the fresh air and sunshine. I’ve been in need of a trip to Victoria’s Secret for some time. So it was the perfect excuse. Since I lost weight, I seem to have lost some plumpness to the girls… it’s always the first thing to go. TMI? Whatever, I’ve said worse. I’ll take less boobage, if it means I no longer have a muffin top. There’s always a trade off. Ok, back to the point, I promise there is one.
The closest Victoria Secret is on 85th and Broadway and so I set off in the sunshine, music on, for a walk. I guess it took over an hour but I was in no hurry. The usual action took place in Victoria’s Secret. My wallet was substantially lighter but I was gonna look awesome in the boobage area. That’s the trouble with Victoria, she’s so damned expensive!
On the way home, because it’s spring and I haven’t been outside in a week, I stopped at a nursery and bought some pansies to plant on the terrace. It’s so different gardening in a 14′ space 9 storeys off the ground, than at ground level. When I got home I put the plants outside and showed the king his goodies.
Ok S T O P…. blah blah blah.. this post is even boring me! *Yawn* Let’s face it when you’re sick you can’t think and I’ve had this ridiculous cough, cold chest thing for almost a week now and I’m done…
I came home with the goodies and showed the King. He was impressed, hey he reads the Victoria’s Secret catalogue ok… lingerie does it for him. Don’t judge. I said I will be replacing everything because I’ve lost a size and that’s gonna cost a bit. He looked me straight in the face and said it’s probably cheaper to get bigger boobs. BOOM !
That’s done, cos you know how he rolls, I’ll likely be booked in for a boob job after lunch tomorrow. Never mind if I want one or not. Bigger boobs are the answer to everything!
Ok that’s it, I’ve just sneezed 15 times in a row, you’re totally catching this cold. I’m sorry, try lemon juice, honey and echinacea.