All these online dating services, Match.com, eHarmony, Christian Mingle, the tv ads in prime time drive you crazy, well me at least! “I met my match on…… and now we’re so happy together.”
20 Things You Might Hear If Your Husband Works from Home.
If you’re super lucky, your husband works from home and you get to spend some real quality time with him. Here are some things you might hear during a typical day at home in no particular order and sometimes more than once 🙂 1. Good Morning My Love, are you making coffee? 2. I have a meeting but I …
Safar, So Good
As all regular readers know, my life is anything but mundane. In fact not at all normal and sometimes not even believable. Living with the King is a never ending, anxiety invoking, edge of your seat thrill ride that is usually (but not always) all that thrilling from my perspective. Being woken up at 4 am by a 300 pound, partially …
Abnormal is the New Normal………Right?!
My life is nothing if not abnormal. We’re not your average family, we don’t have average needs and we’re certainly not average people. If you’ve been here before, this is not news. Oh how I wish we were …. The normalcy I crave is nowhere to be found. I suppose it’s an odd complaint and people will say ‘What are …
Stood Up For Lunch…..And Not for the First Time.
Yesterday was Sunday, my only real sleep in, do nothing day. Being such I really guard my relaxation day. I don’t like to share. This week however The King invited some church friends for lunch. They’re not what you’d call close friends but more friendly acquaintances. It has been trying to happen for a while he said, this coming from …
The Week We Fended for Ourselves. Let’s Not Do That Again
Things have ramped up in the business and now The King has to travel a bit. That’s fine. I’m used to it, He used to travel all the time. I have been spoilt over the last few years though as he hasn’t been away for a while. Wednesday he had to fly out to LA for a week. He had …
I’m a Victim of my Own Advice
There’s nothing like having your own words thrown back in your face…… especially when they’re written. This morning’s conversation ….. King: Wanna give me one…. Me: NO, child home sick! King: We can go upstairs… Me: Ah no…. King: You said any time they want in a post, not following your own advice now? Me: Yeah whatever…I’m going to …
How He tries to make everything I do into a Money Making Scheme
Over the last 22 years, The King has come up with some seriously hare-brained schemes….He’s entrepreneurial and has ADD and OCD. Yes I know, my medal is on it’s way…must be lost in the mail cos it’s been coming for years, YEARS, I tell you! Anyway, enough about him this is about me………actually no it’s about him… It’s always about …
English isn’t English In America
I like to think that in the course of 7 years, (yep, 7… time sure flies when you’re having ….whatever this is…….) that I’ve assimilated to American life. Most days, I know what I’m doing, can find what I want and speak to many and varied folks with nary a hint of bother.
Where I have to let go of the hope that we’ll ever be Normal….
When I was little I dreamed of a life, a normal life, you know, married, children, home, a nice, neat normal life. You know what I mean, the suburbs, the 9 to 5…..I’m thinking Brady Bunch or Huxtables. Either one works for me, they’re nice happy families with just your average issues, comfortable income, nice home, well rounded lives……Here’s where …