Miss Gremlin and Grand Master D have taken to reading jokes to us at the dinner table and it’s fun.
The kids have had a great time on the local flying fox. They’ve been there several times. Such a fun park
It’s Valentine’s Day, So why does it feel creepy?
So the 14th is almost upon us again. The day for lovers …. St Valentine’s day. The Victoria Secret catalogues are coming in thick and fast, so why are the children at school making cards for it? It’s creepy.
Our first official summer outing was had this weekend….and it was good! We went over night to the Hamptons, I know, so pretentious… but we have friends out there and it’s fun. We chose to drive out friday after the kids got out of school but the traffic was against us and it was a 5 hour trip… WTF people… …
And So We Spent the Afternoon in the ER
*WARNING: If you get queasy or squeamish at the site of injuries, don’t look. There are pictures of the wound* My little Miss Gremlin is a mover, she can’t sit still, she’s a wriggler and a wiggler and a leg shaker. She gets this from her father. Sitting on the couch with her drives me nuts. I can’t deal with …
Our Weekend Projects are not Like Your Weekend Projects…Hump Day Humour #30
On the weekends we do projects….but not home improvement projects…. more like kid improvement projects, like this…………….. Is it safe to let your children loose in Central Park? I’ve heard strange things happen there. I see a career ahead of them……What do you think?
Hump Day Humor #21
The Children’s Bible in a Nutshell In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says, ‘ The Lord thy God is one’, but I think He must be a lot older than that. Anyway, God said, ‘Give me a light!’ and someone did. Then God made the world. He …
The Step Monster lives…….
Today I’m linking up with They Call Me Mummy and her momfessionals. Here’s a story about a not so great step parent, Me.- Before I had any idea what I was doing, I was in charge of someone else’s child. It was tough and I messed it up, pretty badly at times. Do you think I damaged her much? …
The Kids Are Foxing…… I Think………..But How Do You Really Tell?
At what point do you believe your kids are sick? Is it when they say I’m sick in the tummy but they have no temperature and they haven’t vomited? Do you believe them at 7am Monday morning when they have been perfectly fine all weekend? Do you negotiate until they’re late then let them stay home?
The Art of the Simple Birthday Party
We had a birthday party to attend today, it was early, it was Saturday. It was my nightmare. The venue was right in the neighbourhood. The original plan of mini golf…… buses and trains away, was changed seeing as the weather was turing nasty later on. I was secretly pleased. Is that mean? Was I being a grouch?