The Joke’s on You.

Miss Gremlin and Grand Master D have taken to reading jokes to us at the dinner table and it’s fun. We’ve always played some kind of rhyming or word association game but lately it’s jokes. Some of the jokes are a little inappropriate but what a little inappropriateness between family at dinner with teens. It leads to security and trust and open communication or something…

Let me share some of their favourites. I have no idea where they come from so I can’t give credit but please know this shit made some of us pee our pants… (ok it was me, and I had an asthma attack too)

  • What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?….. Anyone can roast beef.        giggle, snort
  • How do you confuse a blonde? ….. Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.        ok so I might be blonde but its funny…
  • What’s green, fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?….. A pool table.        This is just too much. queue the asthma
  • Apparently someone gets stabbed in London every 52 seconds……. Poor Bastard.             oops a swear 🙂
  • My wife accused me of being immature, I told her to get out of my fort.        Well we live this everyday so, you know
  • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? …..You look for the fresh prints.    *groan*

And lastly, the one which brings the house down:

  • A dad goes hunting and brings home a deer to feed the family. Feeling proud but playful he decides not to tell the children what kind of meat it is but gives them clues. “Kids what we’re about to eat is something your mother calls me a lot”, thinking that’s an easy one he serves the food. Looking at the food then each other, one of the kids then yells “Don’t eat it, it’s an asshole!”

And that’s why I love having dinner at the table with the kids, because we’re silly and fun and communicating with our kids, albeit inappropriately. 🙂


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  1. Better to joke and laugh and have fun with your family at the dinner table than to sit in silence and not
    communicate at all. Sounds like your family is a FUN one, Molley!

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  2. How do you catch an elephant?….
    Dig a hole and fill it with ashes………
    Elephants like green peas so…….
    Put the peas all around the hole and …..
    When the elephant comes to take a pea you
    Kick him in the ASH HOLE!

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  3. This is exciting because it sounds like the jokes improve as the children age. We are still in the depths of senseless knock knock jokes that almost always have the word “butt” in the punchline.

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