Hey Welcome Back…….. No wait it’s ok, you’re still in the right place, I’ve just had a facelift. Actually more like reconstructive surgery. It was quite a task and we did it live, so if you came by yesterday at any point you would have seen changes going on……
How He tries to make everything I do into a Money Making Scheme
Over the last 22 years, The King has come up with some seriously hare-brained schemes….He’s entrepreneurial and has ADD and OCD. Yes I know, my medal is on it’s way…must be lost in the mail cos it’s been coming for years, YEARS, I tell you! Anyway, enough about him this is about me………actually no it’s about him… It’s always about …
Where I have to let go of the hope that we’ll ever be Normal….
When I was little I dreamed of a life, a normal life, you know, married, children, home, a nice, neat normal life. You know what I mean, the suburbs, the 9 to 5…..I’m thinking Brady Bunch or Huxtables. Either one works for me, they’re nice happy families with just your average issues, comfortable income, nice home, well rounded lives……Here’s where …
Sightings In the City, When Celebrities See ME!
New York can be a very cool place…. There are so many celebrities living in and around us all the time, sometimes you get lucky when you move around just doing your everyday thing… They are doing the same. Today I saw Kyra Sedgwick on the ‘C’ train while we were headed down to Santa. I took a sneaky picture. …
How Wimpy ‘Greg’ Saved Us from ‘The Elf on The Shelf’
The Elf on the Shelf, we’ve all heard of it, and if you haven’t then which rock have you been living under? Anyway for those of you with moss on your shoes, The Elf on the Shelf is just that, a little elf on a shelf, he’s Santa’s spy, sent to sit around your house and keep those little people …
The One Where You Thank Me Because I Married Him Instead
So last night turned out to be eventful. The King had a function which was going to be over by 7:30. He wanted dinner, that was the plan. That totally didn’t happen. Here’s what really happened.
Stocking Stuffer Ideas – For Those Special People in Your Life
Stuff The King found on the internet last night, when he was supposed to be doing important busy work…… and sent to me….. I know, I rolled my eyes too. A yodelling pickle?
Extra Thought Required
We all have them, the person who is super hard to buy for, Christmas, birthday, Anniversary. Whatever the special occasion, the thought of buying a gift that he or she’ll like, that will bring genuine joy, makes you break out in a cold sweat. Well it does for me, and that person is The King….. naturally. He’s the most difficult …
Mouth Watering Yummies
It’s been a while since I posted any food stuff. I got side tracked. Things evolved. I still cook, I haven’t completely given over to take out boxes………. I’m still on my paleo journey…. Here are some dishes that I have done recently. In no particular order of yumminess.
Reasons I know I’m NOT married to a Sensitive New Age Guy ….
SNAG’s wanna help with kids and stuff: Yeah not in this house. Of course if I ask him, the King will willingly help me but it’s not on his radar to offer. He doesn’t think I need it because apparently, I look like I have it under control. I guess that’s a compliment but if I showed how I was …