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On the 9th of October in the Day Time….. 14 years ago we got married. It was a whirlwind thing, he landed a helicopter in the back yard and proposed on the 25th September and we found ourselves in the flash clothes 2 1/2 weeks later. We pulled off an awesome event. Everyone had the best time. We kinda enjoyed it …
The King is away, he’s in Spain for business for a week. This means life gets a little easier around here.(ahem) I don’t have to make awesome dinners… the kids are happy with quick easy vegie free fare or even take out! Bonus. I get the remote to myself and can watch all the cop dramas and history channel I …
Here you are! I knew the title would get you. Sex sells, we all know that. Well stick around, you’ll get your 3 minutes worth but first things first. This is NOT the first time I’ve said this and it sure as hell won’t be the last…. “My life’s NOT NORMAL”. At dinner on tuesday night The King mentions quietly …
We’re not planners, nope, not, so when we decided to go away this summer we just booked and went, literally within days. The King was waiting for some business things to fall in place and then it was all systems go. I think we booked on wednesday and were flying the next monday. The only thing we booked was the …
In the spirit of just having booked our tickets for our very first actual vacation, one that is not tacked onto the end of a business trip and the King booking one of these bad boys to tour Ireland and the UK… I will share an old post about the Princess’ fear of the family RV vacation…
When stuff breaks in your house, it’s usually all at once right? Well we’ve reached the 8th year mark in our city dwelling and so far we’ve really replaced nothing, except the washing machine and microwave. They were last Christmas and Easter gifts to the family.
I’ve been sitting here for 4 hours now, procrastinating and fucking around on facebook. Sure I pumped out a piece for Families in the Loop but really I just finished it off, it was mostly written already. Mostly I’m fucking around on facebook and twitter.
It seems that I have inadvertently added to The King’s alcohol habit. I cannot believe I did this. I have struggled with how much he drinks for many years and now I have aided and abetted him… Good Lord. And you know what else that means right? Yup, Sex all the damn time. Ok let me back track.
As I sit here slurping my coffee and writing this through bleary eyes, I wonder ‘what next’. It’s Monday, that’s bad enough, with the collective weight of the world on her shoulders it’s no wonder Monday serves us up a barrel of shit to wade through. To add insult to injury Sunday night was a pure arsehole. There’s no other …
This conversation really happened. I’m not really sure who is the most embarrassed… maybe you can decide. Driving out of town on friday afternoon, now you know that driving can get a bit boring but along the way there are things to distract and give amusement.
