The post earlier this week was all about the function, today is all about the food. When you go to an event that serves an 11 course meal it’s worth talking about. This meal was exquisite and it just kept coming with the precision of synchronised swimmers. There must have been 200 hundred waiters in black pants and grey vests. …
Abnormal is the New Normal………Right?!
My life is nothing if not abnormal. We’re not your average family, we don’t have average needs and we’re certainly not average people. If you’ve been here before, this is not news. Oh how I wish we were …. The normalcy I crave is nowhere to be found. I suppose it’s an odd complaint and people will say ‘What are …
Where We Get to Experience the Titanic… You can too but Not Yet.
How is it with my fancy life, I’ve managed to never attend a black tie function. I know, it positively smacks of scandal. I can’t believe either.
The Original Vajazzling…….
I had to go and open my big mouth on Twitter didn’t I! Seriously, some days it’s just better to shut your mouth. Of course, I didn’t because why would I? That wouldn’t be any fun at all. Nooooooo, Twitter is for fun and being inappropriate and saying whatever you want. Right?! Please tell me you’re agreeing right now.
I’m a Victim of my Own Advice
There’s nothing like having your own words thrown back in your face…… especially when they’re written. This morning’s conversation ….. King: Wanna give me one…. Me: NO, child home sick! King: We can go upstairs… Me: Ah no…. King: You said any time they want in a post, not following your own advice now? Me: Yeah whatever…I’m going to …
Mum, Mum, Mummy, Mum, Mother, Mum, Mummy……………….
WHAT…….!!!!!!!!!……………….. HI 🙂 Oh. My. God….. haven’t we all seen that stupid Family Guy add where the dog Stewy does this to Lois. Just kill me now! ( I can’t bring myself to watch the show)
English isn’t English In America
I like to think that in the course of 7 years, (yep, 7… time sure flies when you’re having ….whatever this is…….) that I’ve assimilated to American life. Most days, I know what I’m doing, can find what I want and speak to many and varied folks with nary a hint of bother.
I’m a big boy, I bath myself–Almost
Sir Lickalot, for those who don’t know, is a special dog. He has issues, but luckily taking a bath isn’t one of them. Finally, after procrastinating for weeks, he really needed a bath, we were up to the task. And by we, I really mean me, but you all know that. So how to complete said task in the winter. We …
Where I have to let go of the hope that we’ll ever be Normal….
When I was little I dreamed of a life, a normal life, you know, married, children, home, a nice, neat normal life. You know what I mean, the suburbs, the 9 to 5…..I’m thinking Brady Bunch or Huxtables. Either one works for me, they’re nice happy families with just your average issues, comfortable income, nice home, well rounded lives……Here’s where …
Stop the World I Wanna Get Off!
I swear it’s a world gone mad, in the last month this country has suffered enough tragedy to last a lifetime. The Newtown shooting is the biggest tragedy making international news, although the same week there was another mall shooting in Ohio.