Do you ever loose track of the days? Like really convince yourself it’s a day that it’s not? Well I did last week and no one could convince me otherwise!
You know when Thursday just has the Friday feel? I couldn’t work out why people weren’t #ff on twitter and how come the Friday movie we were going to watch wasn’t on. No #wineparty. I was completely messed up. It didn’t help that the kids were off school. Usually I can gauge the days by the kids but sometimes still get confused because now I work from home the days all meld into one. This one threw me.
I have issues. Yes Sir.
Let me continue my confession by admitting I’m not perfect, I know, mental image shattered… I’m sorry but I am developing quite a talent and it’s coming along so well that it may be close to perfection…And damn it, I’m pretty proud!
I’ll take special talents for $200 thanks Alex.
I went searching through the fridge looking for something and came across a rotten metal bowl of grapes, some slimy cantaloupe, 3 boxes of rock hard takeout rice, a container with 2 spoons of Thai Basil Chicken from Sunday night and this gem below…..
I’m going with ‘What is… tomato paste from the Jurassic era, Alex’. Perhaps I should do a check list of refrigerator contents on a more regular basis. Maybe there’s an app for that.
But I did find this! Who even buys that much chocolate at once?
The brain of a woman of my mature years needs a little assistance clearly. Mega doses of fish oil are NOT doing their job…Suggestions for a quick fix welcomed. And don’t say brain transplant, I’ve already spoken to Dr. Evil and he’s not interested.