The alarm goes off, I tap my wrist until it shushes. Next thing I know the bathroom door is closing and Grand Master D is stepping in the shower.
Hookers-The King does this Stuff so your Husband doesn’t have To.
After the second week away, the King flew into JFK 5 hours late due to the torrential rain we had Friday.
I Think I’m Going out of my Mind
Day 5 of being stuck at home with a boot on my foot with limited movement can suck it! I might be going out of my mind with boredom,
An Update of the State of Affairs
Things have been quiet around here because I’m incapacitated.
Little Toes, Big Trouble
Today was the day, the day of days, I guess. It was my first use of the new health insurance. And since we got the fancy pants one, I’m not afraid to use it. 😉 It was time to finally consult with someone who really has a clear idea about how to fix this stupid toe!
Talking Sex Again? More Like Definitions of Sex
Ok this week I have come across three things worthy of mention. Firstly I had to tell the King what pasties were. Which is pretty funny considering… Oh he knew what they were just not the name because pasties to us are, meat and vegetable filled pastries like pies.
Easter, The Bunny, A Zombie and Kale
Over Easter, we jetted on down to the Jersey Shore to Atlantic City, the poor man’s Vegas. And by jetted, I naturally mean hired a car and drove, cos flying to AC from NYC is just dumb. It’s less than a 2 hour drive. But jetted sounds fancy.
How to Tell If Your Cleaner Does a Good Job
So you’ve hired a cleaner, you finally decided that a) you hate housework and b) you don’t have time to do all those jobs. But how do you now if you’ve hired a good one? Cleaning is fairly standard, right? You mop, dust, vacuum scrub and tidy.
Sometimes He Amazes Even ME!
Some days you just have to step away and shake your head. Those days when everything goes wrong, the pressure is mounting and there’s no relief in sight.
And so begins another long stretch of Single Parenting
The King left on a business trip this morning. He’s off the California for a week to close some business deals. He’s meeting some potential clients and catching up with old friends.