If you’re super lucky, your husband works from home and you get to spend some real quality time with him. Here are some things you might hear during a typical day at home in no particular order and sometimes more than once 🙂
1. Good Morning My Love, are you making coffee?
2. I have a meeting but I have time for breakfast.
3. How You Doin’?
4. Wanna come up here? I got something for you.
5. Are you watching daytime television? I totally don’t anymore.
6. Do you have to vacuum right now? Can’t you wait until I leave?
To which I answer , sure when are you going out? He answers Thursday!
7. Wanna see something? (possibly has pants down)
8. Wanna hop in the bedroom for a minute?
9. Are you making lunch?
10. Can I have a coffee, please?
11. Hey why don’t you come up here before the kids get home? so while we were waiting for the kids we played a little at foxybingo.com 🙂 not kinky at all right?
12. *doorbell rings* ‘Oh ………….is coming for a meeting.’ while I’m still sitting on the couch in my pj’s 🙂 Love that one!
13. It’d be ok if you made me a coffee… I’d like that!
14. So wanna have sex?
15. How about you come have sex with me….
16. Are you going out? I need…….. (the man hasn’t left the apt for days)
17. Are you making food? I’m a bit hungry.
18. Wanna hop in the bath?
19. Well if the kids will be home soon you better get your pants off! This one really gets my eye roll going.
20. Can you mail this when you go out?
So as you can see, having a husband at home can be awesome, if you want to have sex 5 times a day, make breakfast and lunch like a short order cook and practice your barista skills!
What more could a girl want?
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Yeppers, that pretty well sums up my work at home husband, too. He’ll flash me several times a day, come up randomly and grope me, including while doing the dishes or laundry, and offer to “get jiggy with it” oh, all the time. But it’s sweet. And as he likes to say, I do like the attention. 🙂 Thanks for sharing on TALU.
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Aren’t they just too funny? No wonder we’re all a little crazy.
This totally cracked me up! love it!
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Thanks! Welcome..
Conversely, things you might hear from me working from home would be VASTLY different. May I?
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by ALL means!
I think I could enjoy this 1 day of the week. Five would have me running for the hills. I like my alone time too much.
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Oh me too! I go out …. ALOT!
Agree!! Especially, the “quick, before the kids come home” part!!
Don’t tell my hubby but I’m really really really glad that my hubby doesn’t work from home. We’d be at each other!
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We stay out of each others way mostly. He upstairs, me down and communicate via chat but…… he still manages a grope or whatever.
I believe if my husband worked from home it would be quite a different story. There would be me hiding the body for one…
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Then let’s not go down that road huh!
Visiting from the humor blog hop…my husband doesn’t work from home, but his office is a 2-minute drive from our house. Sometimes he’ll come home for lunch and catch me goofing off on Facebook and he’ll of course suggest we do something else. One time I sent him an email at work joking about our “appointment” to have sex — he made it home from the office in about 60 seconds. MEN! 🙂
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yep, they think with the little head way too much! Thanks for visiting
hahahaahahah “I’ve got something for ya” those comments are hysterical of course when it is someone else’s husband saying it.
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yep, hilarious…. Thanks for stopping by!
SMH because I can TOTALLY relate. And I think its only hilarious to those who don’t live it. I’ve started looking the bathroom door. I starve myself if I don’t want to share my lunch. I hide and eat a snack. And it’s quite the typical day to hear, “We’ve got 5 minutes before the bus comes.” 😉 We occasionally have a date day while the boy is at school – during which I can gain 3 pounds because I ate out for breakfast and lunch. It’s not fair is it?
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it really is a whole other life having your significant other in the house ALL the time… I go out just to get away 😉 Thanks for dropping by!
I stay home with the kids and on the occasions where my wife works from home, I find it throws off my routine having to worry about interrupting calls or keeping the kids away so she can work. We have a nice private den she could use but she prefers the kitchen table right in the middle of the activity.
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naturally! We women are weird like that 🙂
Thanks for dropping by!
LMAO! My hubby doesn’t work from home, but I hear this almost every time he has a day off. No wonder neither you nor I get anything done! 🙂 GREAT post, Molley!!!
And thank you so much for linking up with the Humor Me! Blog Hop! <3 yas!
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Thanks Terrye!