If you’re super lucky, your husband works from home and you get to spend some real quality time with him. Here are some things you might hear during a typical day at home in no particular order and sometimes more than once 🙂
1. Good Morning My Love, are you making coffee?
2. I have a meeting but I have time for breakfast.
3. How You Doin’?
4. Wanna come up here? I got something for you.
5. Are you watching daytime television? I totally don’t anymore.
6. Do you have to vacuum right now? Can’t you wait until I leave?
To which I answer , sure when are you going out? He answers Thursday!
7. Wanna see something? (possibly has pants down)
8. Wanna hop in the bedroom for a minute?
9. Are you making lunch?
10. Can I have a coffee, please?
11. Hey why don’t you come up here before the kids get home? so while we were waiting for the kids we played a little at foxybingo.com 🙂 not kinky at all right?
12. *doorbell rings* ‘Oh ………….is coming for a meeting.’ while I’m still sitting on the couch in my pj’s 🙂 Love that one!
13. It’d be ok if you made me a coffee… I’d like that!
14. So wanna have sex?
15. How about you come have sex with me….
16. Are you going out? I need…….. (the man hasn’t left the apt for days)
17. Are you making food? I’m a bit hungry.
18. Wanna hop in the bath?
19. Well if the kids will be home soon you better get your pants off! This one really gets my eye roll going.
20. Can you mail this when you go out?
So as you can see, having a husband at home can be awesome, if you want to have sex 5 times a day, make breakfast and lunch like a short order cook and practice your barista skills!
What more could a girl want?