Welcome to Take One of February’s Secret Subject Swap. This week, 15 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts.
My “Secret Subject” is:
Describe what we would find in your junk drawer/cabinet/closet….
It was submitted by: http://mybrainonkids.net/
Ok, now the formalities are out of the way, this is my first secret subject swap, so be nice, I’m a little nervous…. but imagine my joy when I got this subject. I almost did a little dance…….
I have an awesome ‘junk’ drawer…. although I prefer to call it ‘utilities drawer’ thank you very much!….. Yeah that’s crap too… it’s really just known as the second drawer…
‘How can so much stuff fit into such a tiny space?’
‘And how the hell do you find anything?’
‘I hate this damn drawer….Grrr’
These words come out of the King’s mouth at surprisingly regular intervals. He HATES this drawer and tries to throw things away all the time…
It gets stuck, things get caught on the top edge and you can’t open it. All I can do is shake it and rattle the drawer, because the long skewer things you use to push the stuck things down are INSIDE the stuck drawer.
This is NOT a drawer for the faint hearted.
But believe me when I tell you I can make anything with it…I’m like the McGyver of the kitchen drawer world. There’s tape and wire and chopstick and rubber stoppers and glasses screws….Miss Gremlin could make a working robot with that shit…
There’s so many sharp things in this drawer that if I ever get attacked by zombies in the kitchen I’m going there instead of the knife block… Everyone knows you can’t kill zombies with knives… Actually I have no idea, I don’t know anything about zombies but I’m hoping a coffee thermometer to the eye socket will do the trick.
So there it is, that’s my drawer. I’m covered if I need a robot built or to defend myself against zombies…. Can’t find the fucking bottle opener though……. Screw top anyone?
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