When you visit Italy, it’s best to wear a superman cape and be 3.
When you’re 3 and wear a superman cape, you can have a love affair without words. Italian chicks dig the strong silent type.
So do little sisters.
When you’re 3 and wear a superman cape, the Colosseum is bigger and you can imagine flying around it.
When you’re 3 and wearing a superman cape, you can totally straighten that crooked tower in Pisa. Cos you know how annoying it is when things are crooked.
And you totally have to pretend with the trash can….
Should you ever find yourself in Italy, if you can’t be 3 at least wear a superman cape.