If you give your child an ipad,
you better makes some rules.
Don’t let them go to bed with it,
or they’ll be late to school.
If you give your child an ipad,
expect a late night txt
your relaxation will be stopped
you’ll wonder what is next
If you give your child an ipad
you know you will regret it,
they won’t give up,
they won’t give in,
if you give a child an ipad
expect to be frustrated,
you child will try and test you
and request you, every single night
If you give your child an ipad,
you will not get your rest,
you’ll be in your chair, then on your feet
they’ll steal your very best
If you give your child an ipad,
they’ll test your strong resolve
they’ll stretch it and they’ll flex it
and work that one last nerve
If you give your child an ipad
you know they’re gonna love you
you’ve won their heart, they better not start
to take that thing to bed.
You’ve been warned.
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This is GREAT!!! 🙂
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Thanks!
Awesome. Makes me glad I only have a dog and a cat. No, I’m not getting them an iPad either.
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yes stick to the fur babies, way easier
This was adorable! I felt like I was in your living room, watching this all go down.
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I know, so cute but oh so annoying at 9:30 when she should be asleep
So so true!! Munchkin just wanted some “extended” love, hehe!!
If you give your child an ipad
and let him take to bed
you get what you’ve got coming
the beast you’ve gladly feed.
Hahahaha
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Ha Ha funny girl! I did go in an confiscate it in the end.
Actually I suck at this- I meant ‘fed’- no it rhymes! Jeeez. And I thought I was being soooo witty.
Nailed it! Pretty sure every parent has had that same convo. This is a great PSA for all new parents lol.
Love it! My kids LOVE playing the iPad … but they are ours, not theirs, though they do ask for ones of their own…..
This is too funny…and I can so relate…my daughter is constantly iMessaging me from upstairs! Hahaha
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yep, we all do it! I guess it’s a sign of the times
Molley,
Oh, the dangers of an IPAD for kids. My twin nieces are addicted, and they’re only 3! We are trying to speak to my brother-in-law about it. Thanks for sharing!
ha ha! Only one of mine has an iPad and is this ever true! There have been many nights he has “snuck” it!
oh man!! i gave my child an ipad!!! crap!!
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bahbow…. oh well make sure they don’t take it to bed on school nights 😛