If you give your child an ipad,
you better makes some rules.
Don’t let them go to bed with it,
or they’ll be late to school.
If you give your child an ipad,
expect a late night txt
your relaxation will be stopped
you’ll wonder what is next
If you give your child an ipad
you know you will regret it,
they won’t give up,
they won’t give in,
if you give a child an ipad
expect to be frustrated,
you child will try and test you
and request you, every single night
If you give your child an ipad,
you will not get your rest,
you’ll be in your chair, then on your feet
they’ll steal your very best
If you give your child an ipad,
they’ll test your strong resolve
they’ll stretch it and they’ll flex it
and work that one last nerve
If you give your child an ipad
you know they’re gonna love you
you’ve won their heart, they better not start
You’ve been warned.
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Too cute and funny! New follower here from the Humor Me Blog Hop <3
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welcome!
LOL! Thankfully, my son hasn’t learned how to text me from his iPad, but he HAS figured out how to buy apps. Loved the email confirmation I got with the laundry list of apps he decided he needed. I quickly password protected the apps store after that. Now if only I could ween him off of his internet addiction when mommy is trying to blog!!! 🙂
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ok so you need to read my post about in app purchases….another huge trap!
http://www.amotherlife.com/thanks-to-the-itunes-man/
Haha! Thanks for the poetic warning!
Not having an Ipad because we’re poor, I’m going to assume you’re the authority on the topic. I’ll heed any sort of warning in poetry form! Thanks for linking up with the Humor Me Blog Hop!
Ohhhhhh this just made me chuckle so hard. Good one!!!
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🙂 I do what I can for my people 😉
Funny! Mine commandeered my iPad to play Minecraft. I’ll never get it back. But at least he doesn’t sleep with it … yet! Stopping by from the Humor Me hop! See you tomorrow at Hump Day!
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God damned minecraft! It makes me seasick when they want me to watch what they built!