How to Cheat Proof Your Marriage

It’s a question asked by millions of women in relationships, How do you keep your man happy? How do you stop him from looking elsewhere?

(If you’re looking for new age ideas or real help with your marriage, you should leave now)

don't have to be good

When the magic wears off and real life takes over…. When the kids are screaming and sick and you’re so tired you can’t think or see straight? …..We’ve all been there… am I right?

How do you keep that spark?

There are countless books on the market, so many perspectives. Date nights, share the load, spend time with each other, ……………….blah blah blah…

Really?! That’s gonna fix things? Don’t waste your time or money.

You know what, here’s what I’ve learned in the last 22 years, if you want your husband to love you, pay attention to you, not think of anyone else, help out, help with the kids, give you more spending money then there is just one thing you need to do.

 

HAVE SEX EVERY TIME HE WANTS IT.…………….

Yep that’s it….it really is that simple. They have simple needs.

EVERY

DAMN

TIME.

*you don’t always have to be good, you just have to be there πŸ˜›

This has been a public service announcement for women everywhere….

 

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  1. I also love the last part, “You just have to be there.” especially if you’ve just worked 12 hours and are exhausted and can’t even lift your toes to get the sock off.

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  2. Totes agree you should have sex everytime he wants it. Because he has needs. And when the beast is hungry. And vaginas are for pleasing men and having babies. So every time. Even during chemo.

  3. Not bad but I thought I taught you better than that.

    There is also the following: Don’t decide to have a meaningful talk when the footy’s on, every now and then cook chicken wings, appreciate a blokes love of silence and understand that we will watch a chick flick with you, but we shouldn’t be expected to like it πŸ™‚

    Other than that, spot on old girl.

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  4. Yes, you hit the nail on the head!! Sex is the key to all!! Wish I had realized this many years ago, but you live and learn. In my new life, I’ll so remember this!!

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