It’s a question asked by millions of women in relationships, How do you keep your man happy? How do you stop him from looking elsewhere?
(If you’re looking for new age ideas or real help with your marriage, you should leave now)
When the magic wears off and real life takes over…. When the kids are screaming and sick and you’re so tired you can’t think or see straight? …..We’ve all been there… am I right?
How do you keep that spark?
There are countless books on the market, so many perspectives. Date nights, share the load, spend time with each other, ……………….blah blah blah…
Really?! That’s gonna fix things? Don’t waste your time or money.
You know what, here’s what I’ve learned in the last 22 years, if you want your husband to love you, pay attention to you, not think of anyone else, help out, help with the kids, give you more spending money then there is just one thing you need to do.
HAVE SEX EVERY TIME HE WANTS IT.…………….
Yep that’s it….it really is that simple. They have simple needs.
EVERY
DAMN
TIME.
*you don’t always have to be good, you just have to be there 😛
This has been a public service announcement for women everywhere….
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But, um, what if you want it and he says, “We just did it this moring, really? Again?!”
Yeah, I might not be normal.
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oh stop! You’re so not normal 😛
Seems like great advice if you are trying to keep your husband from cheating. But what if it is the reverse? When I thought my marriage was having issues, I did everything I could think of to get it back on track, including things my wife suggested. And things seemed to get much better…
Little did I know that the issue was there long before I noticed, and that issue was called “boyfriend on the side”.
Yep, it was a great way to end the holiday season this year.
Sorry to butt in on your comments, I saw this post retweeted in my feed, figured I would take a look.
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I’m sorry this has happened to you. I don’t know about the other way around, I can only go on my experience. I guess every situation is different and your wife had some other issues. Thanks for coming by and sharing, it’s a topic worth exploring. Good luck for your future.
hehehheeh!! You have no idea how well I relate to this post because this is exactly what my husband told me!! 😀 Of course, he leaves me alone when he knows I’m tired or in a crappy mood, but otherwise…! nice to know that you concur!!!
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So can he tell my husband how to know when to leave me alone? I mean seriously…. I have to wear a red t-shirt so he KNOWS to leave me alone, no matter home many times I say 5-7 days dear, 5-7 days 🙂
You are so right on this one! I’ve tried all those other things…you know…meeting all the emotional needs blahblahblah, but it always comes down to putting out. 🙂 You could have saved me a lot of trouble had I read this years ago!
If you’re not in the mood, can you nap during it? Asking for a friend.
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Like I said you just have to be there…… 🙂 Tell your friend nothing bad will happen. 🙂
Somewhere in the world there are 3.6 million men trying to figure out how to get their wives to see this post without actually having to be the one to send it to them…
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I’ll take those numbers….. Send to a friend first ? We can figure this out surely.
Thanks for stopping by.
Comment…Bahaha! This is so so true. Although if I did that I’d be having sex 22 hours a day…as I’m sure many women would. “You don’t always have to be good, you just have to be there.” Love it! Thanks for linking up!
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Thanks for stopping by! Surely we would only be screwing for 16hr .. they need recovery time
Damn ditty damn damn – I was hoping that wasn’t the cure…
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Sorry Darling…. trust me I’ve tried many theories… this seems to be the only one.
I’ll try to keep this in mind…it sounds much more pleasant than lurking in the bushes outside his office when he’s “working late again.”
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Yeah…. sometimes you might even like it!
I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. As an added bonus? Sex can take your focus off of how annoying it is when he picks at his teeth or all of the other silly little habits that every human has.
Hmmm…*every* time? Huh. You’re probably right.
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yeah but sometimes it sucks to be right 😛
My husband is in bed after working a night shift…..but I am pretty sure he’s giving you a standing ovation. Interpret that as you will. I guess I gotta go now….
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Yeah I think I hear my name being called too! What a coincidence