His and Hers for Yours.

The fancy has arrived.

When the toilet seat breaks and a replacement is required, you just know if it’s in this house, it won’t be your average run of the mill white plastic dunny seat. Nope, not here.

After some years of using a handheld bidet, it was deemed time to try something new.


Have amazon, will order…

See what happens when My Lord Doctor King is left unsupervised!

Yes indeed, we are now the proud owners of a smart bidet!  I’m not sure I can convey the changes…

Let’s just say it’s not every day you have to fight with your partner for bathroom time especially being a woman.

I don’t know how long it will take to recoup the cost by not buying toilet paper but I’m in love with the feeling.

We’re fancy asses now!

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