It’s a question asked by millions of women in relationships, How do you keep your man happy? How do you stop him from looking elsewhere?
(If you’re looking for new age ideas or real help with your marriage, you should leave now)
When the magic wears off and real life takes over…. When the kids are screaming and sick and you’re so tired you can’t think or see straight? …..We’ve all been there… am I right?
How do you keep that spark?
There are countless books on the market, so many perspectives. Date nights, share the load, spend time with each other, ……………….blah blah blah…
Really?! That’s gonna fix things? Don’t waste your time or money.
You know what, here’s what I’ve learned in the last 22 years, if you want your husband to love you, pay attention to you, not think of anyone else, help out, help with the kids, give you more spending money then there is just one thing you need to do.
HAVE SEX EVERY TIME HE WANTS IT.…………….
Yep that’s it….it really is that simple. They have simple needs.
EVERY
DAMN
TIME.
*you don’t always have to be good, you just have to be there 😛
This has been a public service announcement for women everywhere….
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You are hilarious, and this is totally true. 5 million percent. And I’ve got your back when/if you get attacked for saying such things 🙂
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Oh good because I will no doubt be caned for saying such things
Funny little fact. If he knows it’s going to happen then guess what?!? They start to hug for no reason or kiss your cheek without expectations. They won’t ask when they see you are sick or exhausted out of your mind. They don’t see it as their “only chance”. Simple really.
Haha! Funny but true post today! Aloha from the Aloha Friday hop! Esther Norine Designs
Molley, you are absolutely, positively correct. If you are there, you don’t even have to be alert or even moving, sometimes all they want is a nice warm body to hang with for 3 minutes (sometimes less) and they are happy.
Spot on! And on that note, I’d better take my pants off…
Wise you are!!!! Might as well have fun, right?!?
I especially love the “you don’t have to be good, you just have to be there” part. 🙂
Agreed! And, even when I’m super romantic and say “Yeah, you better just throw it in there quickly” it keeps things happy! Feel free to use that on your next holiday card…
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and they’re more than happy with that as long as we give them a good one as well, with all the moves!
“Yeah, you better just throw it in there quickly” is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Hysterical!!
This is so true. Following from the blog hop. I would love it if you would swing by the Nifty Thrifty Family sometime. http://niftythriftyfamily.blogspot.com
LMFAO!! Molly, you are the goods! It is that simple isn’t it? But then again, they are a simple being… LOVE IT!
How about I just put garlic and onions in everything he eats? That’ll keep other women away. Oh. Wait….
Hah! The best is when you’re sick and oozing in snot and covered in Vicks VaboRub. I’ll give it, but you better wipe my snot, while you’re at it, buddy 🙂 Great advice from a woman with many years of experience in the business!