The King (that’s what I call my obnoxious but brilliant husband) has deemed it important for me to share my worldly wisdom (as he calls it) about parenting and life on earth. So here I go. My first blog post ever. But what to wear, I mean share? she says mysteriously and flicks her blazing red hair in slow motion. The king is particularly happy because (he gloats) “Ive finally monetized my wife”.